“Aren’t we supposed to be sorted by the Sorting Hat?”
“Well, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren’t going to be back until next year. Basically I’ve just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can go wherever the hell they want, I don’t care.”
“Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.”
“What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”